Fist-Fight Only Wars

I propose a global law that all war has to be fought bare knuckle fist fights.

Imagine being so scared to pull up to a fight that you build a stealth robot to fight for you… that is bitch shit. You literally spent trillions of dollars of money that could’ve been used to educate and feed your people, to instead build a robot to go fight for you because you wouldn't just pull up to fight. That’s crazy.

Everyone has to take off the kevlar and drop the guns. Land the UAVs and the planes. Square up with fists and fight. This distills all fights to true strength and courage and grit. Go workout and train. Go learn martial arts. Go get punched and punch back. Bombing somebody secretly is not courageous.

If these world leaders had to actually pull up fist-to-fist to squabble it out then there would be so much less war and destruction. And it would increase honor. Win or lose there is honor of a fair fight. A lot of these problems would be solved quickly and we’d handle it with communication first.

Okay but what if someone doesn’t play by the rules and they drop a bomb or shoot a gun instead of fist fighting? I propose that all import and export gets immediately banned from that country. No more foreign help. Because we all rely on each other. The bounty and population of this Earth is interconnected. Our separation is an illusion. The borders are made up. If you can’t respect our interdependence then be prepared to fend for yourself in isolation. Let’s see how self reliant and strong you really are. On second strike, if you try to bomb again or pull up shooting again, then every nation on Earth sends one bomb at you at the same time and wipes you off the map completely. You are now an enemy of the entire Earth and Humanity, not just the one place you attacked.

This is interconnectedness, global unity, honor, and grit.